hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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