And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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