Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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