Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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