i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
this is an emotional support booty call
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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