Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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