Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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