butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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