yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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