I heard we made out
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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