dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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