i think my tv is drunk
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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