I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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