you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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