I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Do I have a choice?
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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