I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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