I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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