break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think a kid would responsible me up
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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