she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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