I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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