Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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