Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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