I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So vagazzling was a success
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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