I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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