imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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