i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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