I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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