I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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