And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My balls are so social today.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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