she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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