Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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