I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
