Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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