I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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