Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't think brook has ever known best
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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