How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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