it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
you had me at cake vodka
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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