ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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