In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
