sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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