Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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