She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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