just come out here and I will go home with you...
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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