this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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