The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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