U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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