I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Are we still banned from the library?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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