I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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