he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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