I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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