We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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