Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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