y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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