I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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